20+ Funny Running Quotes & Memes That Will Make You Laugh

It’s true that running is good for your health, but it’s also true that laughter is the best medicine.

Sharing a laugh can be a great way to remind ourselves not to take things too seriously.

Whether you’re a brand-new runner or a seasoned marathoner, you’ll definitely find something relatable in these.

Just like those hilarious anxiety memes that are so relatable, these running quotes capture the humor in our shared experiences.

I’ve put together a list of my favorite funny running quotes and memes that all runners can enjoy.

Funny Running Quotes

Funny Running Quotes

“Running late is my cardio.”

“Run like zombies are chasing you.”

“I’m only half crazy (13.1).”

“Run like you stole it.”

I like my morning run more than I like most people.

“Life is short. Running makes it seem longer.”

I run because I love my body. And carbs. I love carbs.

This seems like a lot of work for a free banana.

If You Can Read This, I’m Not Last - Running Quote

If you can read this, I’m not last.

If you’re on the treadmill next to me, yes, we are racing.

Whenever I see someone running faster than me, I assume they aren’t going as far.

No one supports your running more than a social media friend you’ve never met.

Someone busier than you is running right now.

You know you’re a runner when the most expensive shoes you own are running shoes.

If you see me collapse, pause my Garmin.

It’s fine. I ran today.

That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike and you can’t do it.

A Good Run Is Like a Cup of Coffee

“A good run is like a cup of coffee. I’m much nicer after I’ve had one.” – Unknown

“How do you know if someone ran a marathon? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.” – Jimmy Fallon

Slow runners make fast runners look good. You’re welcome.

“Long-distance running is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.” – Rich Hall

“My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.” – Milton Berle

“Remember, the second most important thing to choosing the right shoe is choosing the left one.” – Unknown

“Every pizza is a personal pizza when you’re marathon training.” – Runner’s World

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